Some other possibilities:

Yup, the actual quote that has been misattributed to her on the stamp sounds deep till you realise it basically says “tweet all the time, even if you have nothing to say”.

Yeah, no males like Bayonetta other than you, right?

Um, no. Those are structural support beams. WTH man!

Tofu. The only known food that actually removes flavour from the surrounding ingredients. I think the flavour is sucked into another plane of reality, leaving nothing but blandness in it’s wake.

Checks out. Film looks delicious.

Sub contracted to an inferior chef I bet. That’s usually what it comes down to with these ambitious architectural projects.

Wouldn’t they be African Asians at that point?

You just used both versions yourself, so by your own token, you are being malicious.

Saying “blackface is always bad, fuck context” is oversimplifying in itself. Disregarding different cultural conditions is also an oversimplification.

Sounds like you must’ve too!

That’s demonstrably untrue. Black people call other black people it and it’s fine then.

I’m able to laugh at it. Stop trying to speak for the human race in general. Everyone has their own moral compass, stop trying to force your ideals onto others.

Which is why I am a happier person.

Nobody draws the line. Stop trying to draw lines. It’s just censorship.

Of course intent is relevant. That’s why murder and manslaughter are sentenced differently.

Haha, dark past! Nice one!

There are no “African Americans” living in Japan.

I never elected you. You can shove your moral sensibilities up your arse.

That’s a pity, because the moment everyone in the world doesn’t give a fuck about it, it will stop being a problem.