Hopefully she is involved in a Battle Royale. I would pay to see that!

Thought we didn't do body shaming around here? Or is it OK if it's faces?

What does it even mean? A baby who is also a prostitute? A prostitute who only sleeps with babies? A tiny prostitute? What the fuck! What movie was it in anyways?

That's her face though, I don't know what you expect her to do about it.

Well she only features significantly in a game that is universally hated, so... not gonna happen.

1. He is frigging massive. 2. He can fly. 3. Gamers have no clue how to actually MAKE a game.

Nobody raped anybody. Get a fucking grip. If the ad WAS for real then it would be consensual anyway, so nobody had intentions of raping anyone. It's all fantasy and conjecture on your behalf.

That didn't happen though. The person and the motivations you are describing exist entirely in your head. I think that makes some part of YOU the fictional rapist.

An interesting point of view, however, what you have unfortunately neglected to note is that she is a dumb bitch who deserves to die.

Made my day! Thanks!

Have we really not written about Styx yet? Good God, I'm sorry.

You are great! Are you a honey badger? Because I recognise some of your phrasings.

I can't out what is going on here at all...

Exactly right!

Yeah, I totally don't remember those cans....?

Except for the fact he was more bothered with social media than watching the end credits so he never even saw the reveal. No attention span. Off my lawn!

Why would you put Ridley in there? He can fly, that makes no sense. He's massive too. Way bigger than Bowser or King Dedede.

It can do experiences, but can it really do games? Using a pad while in there seems weird.

Everything has always been hackable. The only way not to be is to not be on any kind of network.

Yup! Next peripheral that sounds good on paper up for slow death: Occulus Rift!