Perhaps you should have said "if" instead of "when" then.
Also, there is a world of difference between contact sports and golf.

I don't know why you have decided she WILL cry. That could happen to anyone or no-one. Perhaps she knows what she is getting into. Why do you want to take away her autonomy?

Because a bride is committing to a serious relationship, a mother is committing to a life, this girl isn't committing to anything long term at all, she can stop at any time with no consequences.

If there's grass on the course, play ball!

I know you never said unnatural, the only reason I put it in single quotes is because everything in the universe is (ultimately) natural so it's a meaningless word in some respects.

It's far more bizarre for us to drink the milk of another species. We are they only animal to do this and it took generations of puking it up before we managed to acclimatise ourselves to it. In fact, many orientals still can't physically keep milk down because they have historically not had the right animals. So…

Sounds like a drug growing place to me.

Next time some over zealous feminist proudly points out that "Lara used to be a male you know" (it's happened a few times lately) I'm going to point out that the little sisters used to be a dog in a wheelchair.

You would make loads! Do it!

Makes sense doesn't it? A giant rat climbing about in air vents fits perfectly.

Awesome! Cheers dude!

Is that only since Columbine that that has been practice? If that is the case then my mind is blown. I've always wondered what was with the thing with carrying a big stack of books and sort of partly assumed it was just a tv myth/trope about what geeks do. It's an americanism though it seems!

Yes, I loved the music and commentary. I went to sign up to him purely on that but there are only a small handful of videos unfortunately. I would watch many videos of various games if they had such well thought out captions and music/effects.

I just find it profoundly illogical to expect "mens ultimate fantasy" to follow the rules of logic. Of course, women are shown to be generally worse at logic, so it's no great surprise that she never thought of that.

Nope I totally get that. I've been in the situation where we have felt like we wished we had more experience but felt like we could see ourselves together in old age, so it makes sense. Without the out of an open relationship, it ended badly and we ended up splitting up, not talking for years, then getting back…

If you don't mind answering, I am rather curious why she would suggest that you were allowed to sleep with other people if she doesn't really have any intention in doing so yourself. That's very easy going of her, but I don't see what the motivation would be to say that. Of course, feel free to not tell a nosy…

"landscaping, a very male dominated field" Love the unintentional (I think) pun! :D

Since when were fantasies and logic 100% compatible?

Wait... so how do they carry their books and supplies and so on to lessons?

I was more meaning that this people think simplisticly in tearms that are fed to them by pop culture and the media but I was rather vague.
Skulls ey? I would be screwed then. I don't buy this "getting them ready for the real world" thing because I work in a R+D cancer place and wear skulls and stuff all the time.