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It’s one of those weird JRPG tropes, environments that are really rich visually, but it’s pretty much a backdrop.

People with giant throwing stars.

Haha, that’s the one that gets me! Seriously Cloud, you asshole, there’s enough room for everyone on the damn benches. 

Or when you have these uber mechs that take like 25 minutes to kill and some dude on a motorcycle bumps it with his back tire and disables it completely.

To be fair, many AAA games with obscene amounts of detail still end up with these logic issues- the most glaring offender to me was the most recent God of War which is filled with waist high rocks I can’t climb on.

It feels like the more graphical detail is poured into a game, the more difficult it is to keep it’s…

Congrats on the first playthrough! My copy doesn’t arrive until tomorrow, but I’m assuming he’s handled similarly as he was in the original. Barret’s a great character, and while he’s introduced in a strange way with all that Mr T bravado, by 1/3 through the original game he gains tons of depth, humility, and nuance.…

It’s the same issue in Pokemon. You need a special move to cut down a small tree that could easily be walked around. Game logic

If you’re going to take on the tomato name, you really should up your trolling game.

I was pissed when I found out BOTH sides are blocked by those stupid tables. Who designed that???

This is my first real playthrough of either FF7 game and at first Barret’s always 110% personality was off-putting, but now that I’m on chapter 8 it’s pretty endearing and I’ve legit laughed at some of his banter. Dude just REALLY WANTS to save the planet and protect his kid, and you gotta respect that. 

This comment... is perfect.

Man, I can’t imagine how rough it must be for you. Always angry and regressive.  Always so concerned with others and things that in no way affect your life.

Barret: “AVALANCHES DON’T CLOSE DOORS, THEY BLOW ‘EM RIGHT THE F*CK OPEN, YA SPIKY-HAIRED ASSHOLE”
Cloud: “Okay fine, I’ll stop closing doors.”

whoooaaaaaaa

What drives me nuts is the game trying to pretend that I didn’t kill any of the Shinra soldiers attacking me. They’re all unconscious. Riiiiiight. I hit them with my sword over and over again until they went to sleep. Sure.

Also there was a basketball court but I couldnt shoot a basket. I tried to like kick the balls,…

That’s because Shinra is all about closing doors and the resistance is all about opening them. It’s deep.

Especially annoying when you try to walk around to the front of Seventh Heaven via its porch and find that it’s baaaaarely blocked off on both sides by totally immovable tables and chairs.

Haha yes I’ve been laughing and telling my wife about this. My head canon is that it's part of Cloud's personality. Fkn asshole. Another thing that makes him a huge asshole is that he doesn't let anyone else sit on benches. This is Cloud's fucking bench. Ya'll gotta stand.