I’m still surprise he wasn’t in the next Soul Calibur. I think his fighting style would fit so well in that game but I suppose he looks a little too modern for SC. (even though there were multiple star wars character before XD)

George— this is Garry Nolan. I never said the child lived to 6 years old. I said the BONES gave the impression it might. Please correct that error.

Beavis unborn child?

I think “He doesn’t know me, but me would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!” is what he meant. 

From your mouth...

You put this on PPV, for $150 a pop, money goes toward paying down the national debt, and everyone in the country would buy this thing.

Preach.

The gif that keeps on giffing.

We’ve already seen how this would play out:

I kind of want this to be what breaks the country. I’m down. Let’s do this.

“Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

Ooh, yeah, Joe, better watch out for the guy who takes a golf cart 100 feet when everyone else is walking. I’m sure he’s saving that energy for an ass-whooping.

I remember the one where he spends the whole episode claiming he’s a tough guy, Wendy takes him up on the fight offer, he tries to get out but then gets seven shades of shit beaten out of him by her.

You know what? Fuck it. A thunderdome showdown between Biden and trump isn’t the worst way for this country to go up in flames.

I’m suddenly reminded of the South Park episode where Cartman talks about kicking ass for 25 minutes, then bursts into whiny fat-boy tears after one punch in the arm. Anybody remember his opponent?

I feel like we should start a campaign to bring back King Moustache. All you need to do to take part is send Henry Cavill a Mustache Mug.

Shame, though. A bearded Superman may actually add some points to the movie.

LEAVE HUGFART ALONE!

A few things: 1) Pretty sure the opening sermon scene happens AFTER the courthouse scene, timeline-wise. That’s why one says “I do believe the Monsignor’s finally got the point.”
2) Of course he doesn’t recognize the main characters, he was imprisoned before they were old enough to recognize them. They specifically…

This was just on some rando cable network with a three digit number, and I must admit, I watched it again. It really isn’t good. Bad tropes aside though, man William Dafoe is a really really really great actor.