I love stuff like this. I hope at least a few people can read it and have an "aha" moment. So much gets lost in text. And with the internet being what it is, so many people just want to be mad about shit. People want to be mad and they want everyone to know they're mad and they want something to happen because it…

What? Ya'll thought you could just keep playing the same game forever? That's not how this works boys and girls. 

I love reliving BB again through you, Jason. Huge fan of the souls games and BB really has to be the best. I hope it doesn't ruin DkS3 for you. It's great, but man, they really outdid themselves with the hunt. 

Whatever. Infinity War was the best movie anyway. 

With his money, how the fuck does he get in trouble for this? Just fkn go to Nevada. 

This and General Chaos were the best Genesis games! 

Hmmm. I heard that unions cause autism. 

Yeah! Just decide OK fine Ayla is in charge now. 

My biggest question is about DQXI. Are the other versions going to get orchestral music?

Every hamster... Has his day! 

Chrono Trigger. Spoils?

Nope. 

Nope. 

I love dreams! I remember my dreams most nights. And if I'm super into a game I can normally count on having a dream related to whatever I'm playing at the time. One dream I'll never forget was one I had when I was playing nothing but Unreal Tournament over spring break just non fucking stop. I was at a movie theater…

She's so white. Whiter than humanly possible. 

Holy shit. This is an article. 

Oh, dear hunter. 

Final Fantasy Tactics, Chrono Trigger, and of course RE4. 

Wow. Just. Fucking WOW. This woman is the nothing but a little ball of joy. She doesn’t give a fuck what you do as long as you’re happy with your life and your belongings. Every day I'm amazed by the outrage in this world.

R. Kelly’s ‘Goons’ Reportedly Stepped in the Name Of Boxing Gloves to Attack Dave Chappelle Over Skit

Getting rid of taunts is stupid.