Wow. Just. Fucking WOW. This woman is the nothing but a little ball of joy. She doesn’t give a fuck what you do as long as you’re happy with your life and your belongings. Every day I'm amazed by the outrage in this world.

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Getting rid of taunts is stupid.

Normally I'm only annoyed by subtracts but these adds are especially egregious. 

Sure it’d be cool if you got it delivered fresh. But I know you’ve gotten at least one sammich at a fast food place that’s kinda been sitting on the heater or under the lamp for a bit and it just tastes exactly like it’s been setting there on a warmer for like an hour. Now imagine it sitting in a room on a fancy plate…

I worked at McDs for four years when I was in high school. And black people, at least the ones in my area, fucking love filet o fish. It was filet o fish meal with orange hi-c. Just my little anecdotal bullshit.

So the motherfucker saw Kingsman. He's a full blown supervillian now. YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS SAM JACKSON, YOU FUCK. 

What?! It's worth it for the bouncing food and jingle alone! 

Crazy. I played and beat Tales of Legendia. I remember loving it. It’s on my shelf maybe I should give it another go... Cuz in curious... But maybe I should just remember it fondly. I tried Suikoden 3 recently after beating it and loving it years ago. It does not hold up. =(

Should I get Kingdom Hearts 3 or Resident Evil 2 remake? I can't get both. I can't right? I shouldn't. 

I honestly never knew The Avengers were B list. So who is A? Spiderman and X-men I suppose, but is there anyone else? Is Fantastic Four considered A list? Where’s Deadpool fit into this?

Just tell him if he doesn't wanna watch all the old movies you're not gonna explain all the back story shit. He's just gonna have to watch the shit and enjoy it! And then after he'll probably want to watch all the other movies. 

Whattaya booyyyin?! 

Next time: Blizzard splits from Activision! The crowd goes wild. 

Prolly won't ever see it because it's Konami and fuck Konami, but I'm just waiting for some Contra on NES online. 

So he WILL actually listen to advisors? Damn. I had no idea. 

Wow I've never seen him referred to as Biff. But he's sure as shit Biff isn't he? 

All I know is, I won't be watching it. And everything is just making me so gd sick. Fuck this guy and his shutdown.

I actually love both of those games! 

Possible because maybe this baby is Jesus Christ.