Then you’ve got games like Flashback for snes. You get a handgun for the whole game! No machine guns, no launchers, a good old handgun. And now I can’t think of a single other game where that’s all you get.

It’s coming to the Switch. It’s official. It may get canceled but Nintendo isn’t going to slam it for copyright if they’re announcing it on their console, you silly.

Today, on Hoarders.

I kind of like Halo Top. No, it’s not as good as some Cold Stone or Marble Slab. But it’s a lot less expensive too.

Nothing at all wrong with being familiar. Plenty of stuff out there trying to be different. Part of me wishes Final Fantasy would just be more familiar. I could play a new turn based FF game every year or two just like I did in high school and be happy.

What the hell with the select retailers?

You can get Aeris back late in the game. After you get access to Midgar, visit Aeris’ house and grab the doll in her room. Then, after you’ve obtained all the huge materia, take a mastered Time materia to Bugenhagen. This will allow you to open the time egg and replace Aeris with the doll. She will rejoin you on your…

It just says during your turn, so it’s weird. It may give you a copy of every card you play! Otherwise we’d assume it would say at the start or at the end of your turn, or once per turn. Weird! But could be amazing.

I’d you’re playing it, it’s not in your deck, technically. So nope, it doesn’t count.

Right. Yes. A trigger.

We’ve each got our finger on the trigger.

This was fun! I was one of those people sitting in front of my computer, on vent with about 8 friends, and not able to get into the game. I was like, fuck it, I’m gonna play some Diablo 2.

Yeah man. I’m really hoping they don’t just gloss over the fact that he knows Tyrion didn’t do it now. And just go with the, ugh, she killed our son, wah.

Right. Yeah. No one asks for this shit. No employee wants to work. No customers want to shop on Thanksgiving. We’re all with our gd families.

Great. Now priest games can last all God damn day.

Both are great! I suppose I’d have to go with ketchup tho. Since I eat so much more of it.

I am so glad I stayed away from the trailers for this. So much if the good stuff is wasted on them.

“You got a problem with that last one Morty?!”

Every time he insults Morty in that episode is just pure gold.