We had the same problem on Ultima Online. I could afford to buy a house.... I actually bought a house. But there was no land to put it down. I ran all over the damn world looking for a spot. Sometimes I came to a nice little plot where I thought the house would fit but no, some fuckin twig was touching the corner.…

Yay bowling. You know what was great? That volleyball game. You had to punch the stupid beach ball to keep it in the air.

Just got this game on sale for 4 bucks and it’s fantastic. The nemesis is more hilarious than anything though. I’m like, didn’t I kill you?... I’ll be in a fight, he’ll show up, and I’ll chop his head off.