“It’s All Happening!”—Kirk Cameron

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.

Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point

PSG to MIA: C&D ASAP

All anyone would want to know is about the sex boat. The rest of his points are smoot.

On the one hand, I really do believe that Clemens deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. On the other, I was a HUGE fan of Roy Halladay in The ‘Burbs.

Doc’s consumption was legendary.

Man, this guy’s a real boy scout, huh?

Should have gone to Morrie’s

Hell, I’d shoot myself in the chest to preserve that hair.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.

This is all the proof you really need.

And here I thought only Bills fans reached under their clothes for a pussy during games....

Are we sure that it was Hibbert dabbing and not Kobe sticking his Hibbert-voodoo doll with pins after he had the audacity to take a shot?

This is a great audible word for Newton to use since most of the Buccaneers players are unfamiliar with the concept of a janitor.

And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

More like Chuck Pa-gone-o, amirite?

I’d be happy to do it.

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.