Dear feminists:  Why do bitches be trippin’?

Coming 2024, Superman is now a lesbian of color.

Dear liberals, why are we so stupid?  

Can we talk about how Taylor Swift is objectionably a bigger and better pop star than Beyonce?

That there isn’t a remaster remake reboot of this game is a travesty. It’s right up there with a Soul Reaver reboot for me.

Big Daddy?

In other news, I’m so glad that whole straight brimmed hat thing finally died.  Long live the curve. 

Watched The Boy Behind the Door last night on Shudder, and while it certainly didn’t break any new ground, it was an expertly crafted lesson in creating suspense. Highly recommended if you want to turn your brain off for a couple hours and be scared. 

Yeah, this is all well and good but why not answer the question fans are really dying to know? How often does Kratos say “Boy”?

I don’t believe I’ve ever played a game that was well and truly ‘balanced’. The fact that pvp games, even decade old ones, are constantly being patched is proof enough. There is always, 100% of the time, a real or perceived meta in any competitive video game.

James Corden is what happens when the sniveling little shit nerd kid doesn’t get bullied in elementary school. It’s against the natural order.

Obviously you just don’t season it properly. 

I would love to meet the person who green-lit this.  I have a bridge to sell them...

Wait, if that’s what a pregnancy looks like early on, have I been picking fetuses out of my belly button all these years?!?  Ewwww!

Being new might wind up putting you in a lower rank than you would be if you were familiar with the mechanics/maps/characters/etc. but that can be easily overcome with a little grinding. People generally don’t talk until you get to Platinum, maybe Gold depending on the team. There are character voice lines you can…

Have you seen her sleeping streams? The woman has undeniable talent. Don’t hate.

I think the prime example of this stereotype is that Zelda dude in the kid’s games. Like, he doesn’t even talk! What a loser. We know next to nothing about him! How does he define his sexuality? What are his opinions on the state of American politics? He’s probably one of those incel Elon Musk cult members... ugh.

Son of a bitch, Covid is reverse racist?!?  

Didn’t the Rock and Vin Diesel have some kind of weird clauses in their F&F contracts that they couldn’t lose a fight onscreen or am I making that up?

Thank God heroes like you are here to save us from the tyranny of misogyny!