We should totally free a violent Russian criminal responsible for mass murder and bring ourselves one step closer to total nuclear Armageddon because a basketball lesbian wanted to smoke a joint illegally.

I think her purchasing the gas station for tax purposes was a sign that she’s ready to cash in her chips.  This is a way to play up sympathy for extra donations before she does.  That’d be my guess.  But I’m a cynical asshole. 

How do you not reference Inside in an article about horror movies and pregnancy?

If she’s waiting for Putin to have a fair and compassionate mindset, well, I hate to break it to her... 

Beyonce ripping off an independent artist knowing they can’t do a damn thing to stop her?

Hot Dog Squad at it again.