I believe Hillary is saying that electing the first female president will move this country forward.

Yep. Just had my baby last week at 41w gestation after being induced because I was so. Fucking. Miserable. I actually started googling “world record human gestation” because I was convinced he’d never come out otherwise (record is 375 days!!). My own little Buster Bluth. And now I’m barely sleeping and I have a cold…

It translates to, basically, “Sinead, you are beautiful and loved. Remember your Irish spirit and don’t let the bastards get you down.”

I feel terrible for Sinead. I grew up in Ireland and watched her go from a really strong, talented young woman who always had to guts to talk to power and took responsibility for way more than it was really her job to carry, to someone who just seemed to feel constantly harassed and lost in life, and with good reason.…

I fucking love this movie and I don't care who knows it. Liam Neeson and his adorable step son are EVERYTHING.

My dad’s nickname for me was “rodent”. :(

I haven't come across yours yet, but hugs to you too. Granddaughters of shitty grannies unite!

When my grandfather was in the hospital because they just discovered he had dementia his sister-in-law was berating him in a similar way. Wether he didn’t recognize her or the dementia turned off his politeness I can’t say, but he finally called her a mean old witch. I bet he had wanted to say that for years.

While I was getting in the car to go to my little sister’s funeral...

You probably look good like that.

My goodness. I don’t have a story to add but I just wanted to say to all those who are sharing stories, I’m sorry your parents said shitty things to you. Truly. :(

Ugh. I think I’m out on this one. It makes me sad to read these.

My mom has some serious snark in her game. She also feels that it’s her motherly obligation to take me to the airport every week (I travel for work) despite the fact that the company would pay for a cab or for me to leave my car at the airport.

He was not found guilty, but then he went on to publicly state that raping someone who is unconscious is not possible. So maybe not a rapist, but definitely a piece of shit.

Awwww... my 5 year old son just tells me to stop when I sing it, because he says I’m not a good singer and he just likes to hear me sing the “Papa’s Gonna Buy” (Hush Little Baby) song. *le sigh*

*Stefan voice* This video has everything: metallic lipstick, marionettes, dancers in Ikea organizers, nail technicians, mirrored hoodies, and breakdancers on hover boards.

This doesn’t surprise me. And it’s only gonna get worse. If you’ll all allow me to use the economics degree that has not landed me a high paying job and bore you a little: pre-1980 and Reagan, there were massive taxes on the rich that allowed us to have a functioning Federal government (thanks to the great FDR, my fav…

Can we go one FUCKING day around here without calling a woman who was abused to the point of chopping someones penis off OLD? FUCK. No one cares about your boner.

Not even kidding, but I completely forgot that Rob existed until you mentioned that. I thought that Kourtney and Kendall looked like they were having a lot of fun in the video fucking around (Khloe, too), and I was surprised by Caitlyn at the end, but in a good way. Totally picked up on the multiple Scott cameos...and…