Last I knew, the monks raise and train German Shepherds. They’ve also published several excellent dog training manuals.

Khloé Kardashian announces her soon-to-be-cancelled talk show,

Haha that was my thought too. Like I started dance lessons at 3 years old, and we did stretches and “aerobics” and whatnot. Sounds more to me like Kim just brings her kiddo with her for training sessions sometimes and has them do some fun stuff with her for a few minutes at the end. SHE IS SATAN INCARNATE!!!

So... she has one her trainers teach North basic, age appropriate exercises twice a week? BURN THE WITCH! I can’t see a reason to snark about this. I think there’s nothing wrong with giving young kids a good groundwork for health and fitness. It would be one thing if he was putting a two year old through ridiculous…

Pictured: kitten heels. The ones Rihanna is wearing remind me of the shoes you buy at Frederick’s of Hollywood to go with your crotchless sheer bodysuit.

Seriously, good for her. It is super super hard to get out of a cult and to not only do that but then talk about it publicly is a giant fuck you. Nicely done Leah.

Controversial opinion: weed isn’t nearly as interesting as people think it is.

Some states actually require it, such as Georgia.

YEP. I learned this after a break-in while renting a floor in a landlord’s house without renter’s insurance.

“I’ve got everything I need,” he said in an interview with the New Yorker. “A nice piece of land with hawks and owls and incredible sunsets, and the good will of my neighbors.”

I saw the post on facebook and the comments that I did read were overwhelmingly loving and positive.

As a mostly non-drinker, i’m just focusing on what 5 shots of vodka would do to a non-drinker. I’d be on the floor after that.

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.

I am also sure that she’s much smarter than the character she plays on TV. No one builds that kind of an empire by accident.

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

So I got from this she is an unapologetic racist comic. I dislike her as much before the interview as I do afterwards, she is also so unfunny.

This is a ridiculous message. Grow up.

No, the proper response to learning your child has become addicted to heroin is not "calm the fuck down." If you think that's the response, I hope you're just coming from a place of ignorance and not cruelty. After living through having an addict brother struggle for years with rehab and relapses, and finally…