Little Tucker is a half-assed, half-baked shit pie. NOTHING about this tired little punk is legit.

We need a whole lot more of this.

But if they don’t want to be tagged, why are they in the photos in the first place? I dunno... kids... amirite?

Blew me away.

President Mother Fucking Dumbass is going to kill us all.

How much you wanna bet they trot out Carrie Underwood to over Praying For Time.

He said this with no apology to the room:

God those eyebrows... WHY?!?

Her boobs look like a butt.

With what? Meth?

Apparently she met him at some party set up to introduce vulgar billionaires to pretty Eastern European “models” during Fashion Week. I bet right about now she is wishing she picked another vulgar billionaire.

Woke up sad. Now even sadder. How is this possible.

Manhattan’s “underground pig network” is SO not what I thought it was going to be.

I believe they are suing him for defamation and not the sexual assualt.

Trump couldn’t figure out how to get Russian hookers to pee all over it.

Why you want tomain? HA! I kid.. Crickets is all right. Just parking sucks.

It’s part of the overall fabric of issues.

Google “gerrymandering” and “voter suppression”

Hopefully no one watches and there is a complete ratings collapse at ABC.

I am all for stupid stories... but why is this even a thing?