That's because you mentally destroyed the image of Zelda coming towards your screen yelling "NEVER NEVER NEVER". I still get chills thinking about that.

BECAUSE!! … Uhh… Shit.

Why is the Riddler wearing a hood?

Kraft mac & cheese along with kool-aid everyday for 29 years.

I wanted to watch Girls because of Allison Williams but couldn't stand everything else.

I'd define more as jolly.

Al Franken looks like a friendly version of Jack Nicholson's Joker.

Look, it's late and for some reason I can't fucking express myself properly on writing!

Because what's meaningless (and with good intention) to some is incredibly offensive to others. We're not all the same type.

True, they need the heart.

Sure, I was referring more generally. I suppose I should've made it clearer.

"they had no business being in comedy in the first place"

No, not really. It was more of a general response. There will always be someone who's not going to like a style of comedy.

Comedy won't exist in the future. Everyone will be upset over some meaningless thing.

Why do these fucking fucks get to go to Hawaii while I can slave away at work to be lucky enough to maybe get a cheap flight to a shit country?!

Aah, 4 layers of wool. I sure hope it never goes above 70 degrees in California!

It's true, Americans have never been great at spotting sarcasm/irony.
Wonder where that comes from. Perhaps too much clean entertainment?

Draconian rules. Clean clothes I get - but suits are something I'll never understand.

"I just can't fathom an adult giving that much of a shit about being "cool" "

I agree with your sentiment on satire and subtlety, it seems like young people just can't understand something is supposed to be silly unless there's tons of eye-winking and nudges.