Why?

"especially coming from two white dudes from New York and Chicago."

"At least it will have some people of color (and women! whoooa) in the writing room for this one"

Oh goodness, no. Bones burn much much better than oil! Read a history book you dink!

Well, there was the pope guy, oohhh… Nevermind.

::Being easily confused unfortunately makes the Juggalo Army fight amongst themselves::

Couldn't we instead use them as a cheap source of labor or possibly fuel?

Yech, Polygon.

"Ah yes, I wondered what would break first. Your planes… OR OUR PSYCHES!"

What about spaghetti?

Cool, never been!

Which town?

I couldn't even get that far.

Please don't suck like Tomorrowland did!

I wish people could get jail time for idiotic baby names.

Well, count me the fuck in!

"Donnie Yen is, quite possibly, the single greatest movie star working on the planet right now." eeeaaasy now.

I hate people.

Amazing he's allowed to do anything after Suicide Squad.

Channing Tatum & Bella Thorne.