"But what are the charges?!"

Heck! We get that 6 minutes in!

It's the orchestral opening as we sweep through NYC.

You started this mayhem Jesus!

True. They do help a lot.

Yeah. Sure. Why not?

What comitee decided to have Tyler Perry in serious movies?!

Adele was last seen carrying 2 suitcases and wearing a large sun hat in a comical fashion. She was unavailable for comment.

'ey pally.

Jessica Williams is stupid hot.

Hitler is basically Mr. Rogers compared to you.

The only correct answer is Take on Me from Aha.

That seems poorly planned?

I prefer edibles to smoking, simply because I hate smoking, but yes you gotta be careful with it.
I wish weed was legal in Denmark so we could have proper edibles and not guesswork when you're baking a cake.

The words "high profile" and "comedy" gets tossed around a lot these days.

Hehe okay folks, now you can shut the fucking up for the rest of fucking eternity about Barb!

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah there Buster!

"Pizzolatto" means Italian milk in Italian.

"Today, on afternoon yak"

A 50 second video set at 720p shouldn't stutter on a 300 mbps connection! Why your player be this sucky AVClub?