If you actually think this is a spoiler you didn’t finish S1. And maybe just stop using the internet if you’re that fragile.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

But Beyoncé can’t act.

You left out a few places: namely, literally goddamn everywhere

Hot take: Mike is the worst character on Stranger Things. He’s a black hole who sucks the energy out of anyone who interacts with him.

I stopped hating Steve the instant he decided to hang around and fight the monster back in season one, by midway through season two he’s one of my favorite characters.

I’m still having trouble with the fact that one of the few people on the planet who has experience with extra-dimensional monsters doesn’t recognize one when it shows up in his garbage can.

So was the direction for the header image “alright kids now pull the stupidest faces possible” or something?

This genre is still better than the shit torture porn of the Saw/Hostel films.

Thanks for acknowledging New Nightmare. Most articles about Scream or its legacy seem to forget it. It is also, in my opinion, the vastly superior movie. It does the “meta” thing without pointing it out every few minutes, it has likable characters, and its story is thematically richer.

Final Destination series was pretty sweet. They werent all fantastic, but all the entries made it to the theater and the last one making a full circle to the first one was real nice.

You are comparing football to rape, but I am the one....right.

I don’t agree. At those angles and those speeds, how can a defender put himself in a position to make a tackle (or force the QB to need to slide) and avoid opening himself to that exact penalty? I’m not someone who longs for the old days. I’m just pointing out there is an inherent problem with that play. It’s a no-win…

Maybe the pop corn janitor spent some time outside getting a tan?

I am high on baseball and this is amazing:

You could listen to the full version Rappers Delight once.

Do you know how many 3-and-outs that is?!

You’re like those announcers who call white guys deceptively athletic

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

I guess - other than missing on damn near every prediction and not knowing half the players’ names in the AL World Series entrants. And repeating his “analysis” every 3rd sentence. The only person with more Yankee cocknballz in his mouth than Arod was Joe Buck. Shame that Judge is on that team because he seems like…