I’m still having trouble with the fact that one of the few people on the planet who has experience with extra-dimensional monsters doesn’t recognize one when it shows up in his garbage can.

So was the direction for the header image “alright kids now pull the stupidest faces possible” or something?

This genre is still better than the shit torture porn of the Saw/Hostel films.

Thanks for acknowledging New Nightmare. Most articles about Scream or its legacy seem to forget it. It is also, in my opinion, the vastly superior movie. It does the “meta” thing without pointing it out every few minutes, it has likable characters, and its story is thematically richer.

Final Destination series was pretty sweet. They werent all fantastic, but all the entries made it to the theater and the last one making a full circle to the first one was real nice.

You are comparing football to rape, but I am the one....right.

I don’t agree. At those angles and those speeds, how can a defender put himself in a position to make a tackle (or force the QB to need to slide) and avoid opening himself to that exact penalty? I’m not someone who longs for the old days. I’m just pointing out there is an inherent problem with that play. It’s a no-win…

Maybe the pop corn janitor spent some time outside getting a tan?

I am high on baseball and this is amazing:

You could listen to the full version Rappers Delight once.

Do you know how many 3-and-outs that is?!

You’re like those announcers who call white guys deceptively athletic

Don’t let Meryl Streep off the hook either. You don’t call Weinstein ‘God’ and also have no idea. You don’t get to be one of the most famous actors on the planet and plead ignorance. Unacceptable. She is a liar.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

I guess - other than missing on damn near every prediction and not knowing half the players’ names in the AL World Series entrants. And repeating his “analysis” every 3rd sentence. The only person with more Yankee cocknballz in his mouth than Arod was Joe Buck. Shame that Judge is on that team because he seems like…

Mansplaining is pretty much an undefinable idea to that can’t be explained with a specific set of parameters or rules. So pretty much it takes examples of men arguing something with a woman when the man is wrong (or they think he is wrong) and call that mansplaining. They’ve never pointed out the cases of this when…

Agreed. His initial post/comment was not addressed to women. It just so happened he got owned by a woman who responded. His sin is more of the general arrogant asshole variety.

I don’t understand how this is a story about gender.

MsMenstruation to the female victims of the phone hackers: “Maybe don’t take nudies and save them on your Iphones or Icloud and you won’t have this problem....You did this to yourself.”

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…