This genre is still better than the shit torture porn of the Saw/Hostel films.

Thanks for acknowledging New Nightmare. Most articles about Scream or its legacy seem to forget it. It is also, in my opinion, the vastly superior movie. It does the “meta” thing without pointing it out every few minutes, it has likable characters, and its story is thematically richer.

Final Destination series was pretty sweet. They werent all fantastic, but all the entries made it to the theater and the last one making a full circle to the first one was real nice.

You are comparing football to rape, but I am the one....right.

I don’t agree. At those angles and those speeds, how can a defender put himself in a position to make a tackle (or force the QB to need to slide) and avoid opening himself to that exact penalty? I’m not someone who longs for the old days. I’m just pointing out there is an inherent problem with that play. It’s a no-win…

Maybe the pop corn janitor spent some time outside getting a tan?

I LOVED The Inkeepers.

I didn’t think Creep was particularly scary or unnerving, it was just weird. Duplass is good at playing a creepy dude, though. My biggest takeaway was that the character’s sister knew he did this shit but clearly doesn’t do anything about it (surprisingly, that is not a spoiler).

I am high on baseball and this is amazing:

You could listen to the full version Rappers Delight once.

Do you know how many 3-and-outs that is?!

Goonies is not a good movie

These costumes are already the “The Thing” poster of season 2. No kid would have a Ghostbuster costume that good back then, let alone 4 of them. It would have been better if they looked way more homemade, and each one was visibly flawed in a different way. (Thinking of Charlie Brown’s ghost costume with too many holes…

The fun part about all this is that these costumes are a near anachronism in 1984, as there were no retail versions available until several years later.

You’re like those announcers who call white guys deceptively athletic

Don’t let Meryl Streep off the hook either. You don’t call Weinstein ‘God’ and also have no idea. You don’t get to be one of the most famous actors on the planet and plead ignorance. Unacceptable. She is a liar.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

I guess - other than missing on damn near every prediction and not knowing half the players’ names in the AL World Series entrants. And repeating his “analysis” every 3rd sentence. The only person with more Yankee cocknballz in his mouth than Arod was Joe Buck. Shame that Judge is on that team because he seems like…

Jughead keeps the peace after an incendiary article from Alice Cooper

Rogue One... was that the movie where the most compelling character, with the clearest character arc, was a CGI robot? That one? Which is only interesting in it’s 3rd act? And has that weird scene where the villain goes and whines to Darth Vader, completely weakening him as a villain? A movie that’s mostly about…