Word...every day after school in 7th and 8th grades brought the possibility of Thunderdome.

“Hopefully following Johnson will force his hand a bit.”

All Yankees fans seem to use this logic.

“Hey, [snaps fingers] dummy! Shut it! You’re only feeding into the obnoxious stereotype”

Yep, the Galactic Confederacy will be ALL OVER THIS!

Imagine Lavar trying to pull *anything* on Big John and Patrick?

They should have a running clock a la “24,” but dayum Carl has grown fast in a month plus!

Tauntauns? Still not over what Han did to his tauntaun.

“It’s Al Roker fools, anyone will tell you that.”

Yes, the most underrated record in their catalogue.

“Jack (Nicholson) and I used to call each other up all the time and say, “Who’s the star of your show?” I’d say, “Scott Brady.” And he’d say, “Well, this week I’m working with Barbara Stanwyck!” “Oh, my God…” It was always somebody like that.”

Fashion/theater yes, where quick wardrobe changes are the norm—sitting in a makeup chair sans clothing? c’mon.

Moral Relativism...it’s what’s for dinner!

Dude in the glasses in the audience cutaway seems to be loving the crap out of this. This is pure evil in it’s truest form.

The lager

Exactly...I had to Google this woman to find out who she was. Everyone knows Franken. Who do we imagine wielded more power on that USO Tour?

I once caught myself telling someone that even Yuengling Light was “pretty good!” Then I paused and realized I had to do some soul-searching and take myself off the grid for a bit. I returned and found out it’s still not terrible. Better than any on this list, you just need to drink about 20 to get a buzz.

You know what else Netflix has? Terrace House. I dare you not to get addicted!

Are they still available? I ask .pleadingly...