“Hey, [snaps fingers] dummy! Shut it! You’re only feeding into the obnoxious stereotype”

Yep, the Galactic Confederacy will be ALL OVER THIS!

Imagine Lavar trying to pull *anything* on Big John and Patrick?

They should have a running clock a la “24,” but dayum Carl has grown fast in a month plus!

“It’s Al Roker fools, anyone will tell you that.”

Yes, the most underrated record in their catalogue.

“Jack (Nicholson) and I used to call each other up all the time and say, “Who’s the star of your show?” I’d say, “Scott Brady.” And he’d say, “Well, this week I’m working with Barbara Stanwyck!” “Oh, my God…” It was always somebody like that.”

Fashion/theater yes, where quick wardrobe changes are the norm—sitting in a makeup chair sans clothing? c’mon.

Moral Relativism...it’s what’s for dinner!

Dude in the glasses in the audience cutaway seems to be loving the crap out of this. This is pure evil in it’s truest form.

The lager

Exactly...I had to Google this woman to find out who she was. Everyone knows Franken. Who do we imagine wielded more power on that USO Tour?

I once caught myself telling someone that even Yuengling Light was “pretty good!” Then I paused and realized I had to do some soul-searching and take myself off the grid for a bit. I returned and found out it’s still not terrible. Better than any on this list, you just need to drink about 20 to get a buzz.

Are they still available? I ask .pleadingly...

Food good, grey bad!

He looks like he’s wearing the “New York Sports Fan” Halloween costume.

Not the way I read it...even if he asked permission he didn’t get consent. Indecent exposure is a crime, and that varies from state to state. Plus, some of these were in the workplace as “business meetings.”

Jim Beam sorta blows, so maybe they’re accidentally doing themselves a favor. But boycotts are rarely successful on either side. See LL Bean, WalMart, Chik-Fil-A, Macy’s, Bed, Bath & Beyond, Zappos, New Balance.

THIS! Plus I have no F’s to give. Amiright?