@BxgrlJeri: There certainly are a number of people who are capable of carrying on a conversation on a cell phone just as easily as with someone in the car; but to Justin's point, I bet that most people who are outright dangerous with a cell phone are already poor drivers to start.

"People who act like jackholes behind the wheel with a cellphone will act the same without one"

That's not how you've supposed to melt the ice

It's a German Camry

VA should take down all the 'Speed Hump' signs, due to their sexual reference.

With that many guys standing around, why couldn't they just push the thing, or pick it up?

Call me when they build a cruise ship with a race track

That snout! Argh

@Hedy Lamarr, a stoat: Is it a used Audi dealer? He could make it 'Glocks for Cocks'.

I've seen worse

It's certainly more sleeper than Beckham's 911 Turbo

Damn - it looks terrible in flat black

'65 Lincoln Continental from The Matrix

Blade's Charger

@scottiemeotter: I think he may need something a little stronger than SB. Possibly some RBF 660..

Fire in the hole?

@Jackie: You clearly haven't seen a Rolls in person

@PopSmith: No offense, that sounds like a minor overhaul

This is because a license in the US only requires a quick spin around the block and one parallel parking job.

@Lysol (No Homo): +1