I assume you've read the Forbes article - [blogs.forbes.com]

Damn, Jalopnik! Is that a rocket in your picture, or are you just happy to see me?

You'll have to SHO me what's under the hood before I decide

"In a book published in his native Australia"

@Novaload: That was my first through, but with 6 months in prison, it looks like he lost

I don't know why they didn't just shoot the driver. He could have killed somebody.

"...we just slam the hood, check our e-mail and order takeout."

I don't blame them - I want it too

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: Looks like it belongs on the new Dodge Challenger

@HeadTater: And it looks like it'll make mincemeat of any pedestrian that gets in it's way

I don't think anybody should be hating on the Cube. You're right, it's an expensive Versa, but I think that the automotive community as a whole ought to celebrate when a car company decides to do something different.

Ah - ze Germans are zo wird!

@grzydj: It's off the chart

Now all you need are ankle-cut socks with a Mr. Fusion logo

Wheee!!!!!

But trolls do control the traffic light

IPF are awesome

@brandegee: It is, but their definition for long-term seems to be 2 years. You know, right about the time when the car is starting to properly break-in and it shows it's true value/annoyances.

Hopefully Pirelli will have zero problems finding their place on the track

I thought they had special flaps on their heads to prevent backflips