Holy Crap! Jalopnik is good to 11,000m!

The car-loving adult in me hates the absurdity of this commercial, but the America-loving part of me think it's freakin' awesome!

@spiegel1: Amazing!

Valvetronic just kicked in, kind sir!

@snap_understeer_ftw: and a beer!

@brandegee: It's Long Island. All the 17-year-olds drive Jettas, 328is, and C-classes.

Things didn't work out as well for me.

@harrison383: For me, red stands out more than the yellow and green, but the top-to-bottom layout is key. Sideways lights (like in NYC) take an extra second to figure out, but I rely on looking around me and seeing what's going on to figure out what's up.

It might now be the most ideal design, but I like where they're going with that. Add in a timer for the red and green lights, and it'll be a huge leap forward over the current design.

James must have a very sexy car for Staten Island to get an erection like that.

It's a trojan shrubbery for the Nights Who Say Ni!

@BaconSandwich: There is no cake. The cake is a lie.

@Ben Wojdyla: @jeepfreak: @doug-g: @76Eldo: Just in case you guys didn't get the reference, it's from the end of this video.

I see they're not thinking with portholes

@Vette5885: Kanye will now have to come out with 'Kanye Walks'

@Vette5885: That cousin probably borrowed Kanye's driving sunglasses.

Porsche? I thought he drove a Vette.

Relaxing? Hardly!

As long as the car handles better than that boat, I'm all for it.