@DoctorNine: Of course not. It misses on the 'USA-OK' litmus test; if you can get a super-sized coke larger than the displacement of the engine, then it can't be sold here.

It looks like something I sketched in third grade.

But how much energy is used by a five ounce swallow carrying a one pound coconut during the migratory season?

This is so much better than a Saabaru

I want #16, 10ft tall and posted on the wall of my garage.

Before I could drive, I was racing through exotic locales like Monaco, Chicken Pizza, and the Black Forest (watch that tree!) in souped-up Fierraris with digitized engine sounds. Oh yeah!

Here, hold my Corona

Ferrari 458 Italia

I still disregard consumer reports when it comes to reviews of anything with 4 wheels. Coffee makers, toasters, and A/C units they can do very well - they just use too much science when reviewing cars.

@Jo Schmo: It looks like the Smart car was stretched to the length of a normal car.

Cool!

Oh, come on - give them a break. I would drink too.

@Muscles Marinara: My thoughts exactly

Ah, yes - another problem solved with the application of horsepower!

Well, thank God for the heads-up display! Apparently GM believes you can have your cake and eat it too. Although it appears that Government Motors has become infected with enough government know-how that they fix an issue with a tacked-on, complex, and relatively expensive tool rather than fix the original problem…

@abgwin: It's the Homer HD

They should paint them like fangs, and give the rest of the car a snakeskin finish. Character cars are very cool.

I understand where you're coming from with this article, but this is Jalopnik, after all - I'd like to think 99.999% of the readers know this stuff like the back of their hand.

This is the exact reason why I don't have any conservative window stickers on my car in Westchester County, NY.

I propose for every politician that worked to get this signed into law have to wear a scarlet letter to signify their association to the red tape.