malkavianone
That Crazy One
malkavianone

I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.

I remember hearing about this ridesharing app (Safr?) that was going to be exclusively for women but it’s scared of getting sued by men who have nothing better to do.

In this case, the guy wasn’t trying to be part of a showcase. He was trying to get a ticket to be in the audience...for a show he otherwise wouldn’t have been interested in if it wasnt advertised as “no boys allowed”. I’m a guy and I have no problem with such a show. Most guys wouldn’t even give it a thought. I bet

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

No, I take my revenge by reporting all of his mean comments :) Not all heroes wear capes I guess.

You guys, Alfred (“Al”) Rava is my neighbor and is a fucking terrorist on Nextdoor. His favorite online pastimes are threatening to sue others who say a bad word against him, ACTUALLY’ing people, and responding to ads to clarify the terms of their policies. He is a nightmare human being.

That’s a fair point. I do think he’s handled all the ugly shit that’s gotten thrown at him with incredible, unparalleled grace, and you’re right that from the perspective of right now a “hissy fit” about Trump et al would do more harm than good. When I commented I was thinking more in terms of his political

I’ve always thought of it as a defense mechanism. Imagine you’re the first black president and throughout your entire presidency, people are throwing the most offensive racist shit at you. Then the loudest and most obnoxious of the whole incapable and embarrassing lot actually wins the election after you and does

My sister and her girlfriend can, as of about an hour ago, be more accurately referred to as my sister and her fiancée! Barf on that, Trump and Haters!

The whole “Merry Christmas” debacle is a perfect illustration of how sociopolitical discourse has degenerated in the United States.

But, Leeroy does show up again in the revamped Upper Blackrock Spire. You kill a boss and find his corpse (remarkably well-preserved for 8 years). If you rezz him, you have 15 minutes to clear out a large section of the dungeon, including the boss that has the shoulderpads he needs. Meanwhile, he stays were you found

Did you just ruin my christmas mr. Schreier? Yes yes you did. What’s next Santa isn’t real? Women are actually able to orgasm? Good day!

I was always under the impression that it was an exaggerated recreation of an actual event because we have all been there.

Real, fake, everything else that happens in the video, I really don’t care.

I think the reason it felt so believable to WoW players is because HOLY SHIT were there some stupid people playing that game. We’ve all experienced the joy of a Leeroy in our group at least once.

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

“Why, by 2020, I, a man who recently tried to extort the sitting president of the United States to release his college and passport records, might even begin to show signs of serious and unavoidable decline in mental and physical faculties...”

Sounds like you’ve never seen Nana.