As a witch, I can confirm. *nods sagely* But I prefer the fat for soaps and candles and the psychedelic plants for flying. Otherwise you just get greasy knickers and nobody wants that.

While I’d personally just love to set this godsforsaken state ablaze with cleansing fire, I would also like to get out of here before that or anything else happens.

As someone stuck in Texas, please don’t send those fuckwits here; we have enough of them already.

I know right? It’s like they don’t even care anymore. They don’t Try. And that is the saddest part for me. *siiiiigh* Remember when trolls were creative?

You will never know how much I appreciate these updates. She is such an adorable floof.

I’m deeply concerned about a friend in North Carolina. Her heat went out and, as of Sunday, nobody had been around to try to fix it. Her crappy landlord’s proposal? “Oh, well we have an old space heater in storage, I think...”; basically, she was given a deal-with-it shrug. She’s disabled and really has no way to get…

I absolutely love Recovery of An MMO Junkie. I think that’s been the best one I’ve seen this past year. All of the rest on this list I would like to see but I think they stream through Amazon, yeah? I’m not terribly keen on messing with Amazon about any that go through their service (the name escapes me because I am…

I will never forget the irritation of two awful movies in one night, both of which I walked out on and had to wait on friends to get out of to go home.

I’m..... I’m curious....

Junction Pain as soon as I get it, leave a team as low-leveled as I could so things scaled down. That’s the easiest way I had to get through the game. I watched my younger sister grind levels and try to push through it that way until she wound up stonewalled by enemies she couldn’t take. She’s still mad at me for…

I absolutely loved Life and Get Out. Still need to see Coco, which I’m sure will destroy the hell out of me in the best way. Blade Runner 2049.... ehhhh, I’m still on the fence about and feel like I should maybe watch it once, just to say I did; but then maybe I could just go play a game for that time and guarantee…

I don’t think it’s blasphemy (who is probably blaspheming when I say that I feel the Beatles in general were overrated). I love Fiona. My favorite cover of this, though, was Utada Hikaru’s.

I’ve never professed to be a good person so let the bastard die. In fact, he can take Pence, Sessions, Ryan and his whole shitty cabal of fuckwits with him.

If we’re all going to die in nuclear hellfire, at least I will die laughing at the image you’ve evoked. Thank you for that.

I don’t even remember the last movie I saw in a theater but I know it’s been several years. There’s only one movie I will happily go see in a theater this next year, so far: Annihilation. Because I will not miss seeing an adaptation of a Jeff VanderMeer book directed by Alex Garland on a giant screen.

I am prone to violence and I agree completely.

*just continues running in circles while flailing paws and making a high-pitched squee’ing noise*

That this is even a close race— and last I’d heard, in Moore’s favor so far?— is staggering. Every time I think I can no longer be surprised by the depths of depravity these zealots proudly exhibit, they find new and disturbing ways to do just that. It’s disgusting that a number of people are perfectly content to put…

As someone with a Tumblr account I say.... fair enough, some will. Personally, I don’t care as long as it’s not incest, pedophilia or, gods help some people, an unholy mixture along those lines.

I was never terribly optimistic to begin with but even I’ve been driven to new lows in my cynicism. Need a torch? I have extra.