I’m always wary of films based off of video games...

Been with mine for nearly 14 years now. Unmarried. No kids. He’s dealt with my health issues amazingly this entire time. We share interests but have our own and find this great.

It doesn’t even make sense translated into Simlish.

I had no intentions of doing more with this movie than screaming profanities into the endless void merely because it exists as an Adam Sandler film, but this has only further cemented my resolve to never see it.

I get the same feeling when I see an article about Texas. *internet hugs*

It’s pretty big around here too, so I know the feeling. You can’t mention gatorade here unless you want to listen to a cacophony of quotes about electrolytes, either. *swears I hear it echoing in the background because I dared mention it*

Indeed, you can! Never said I was particularly a fan of that film, myself, but it was the first thing to pop into my head. *laughs* Don’t be sorry. :)

Watch the opening of the movie ‘Idiocracy’. I feel it kind of answers your question perfectly.

This is just going to be a bugfuckingly insane race.

Oh, oh! Don’t forget the right to force those stories and characters on everyone you meet that you don’t feel lives up to your particular cherry-picked standards and “morals”! They want that one too!

If I’d had the money to throw out to go to SDCC, she would’ve been the reason. Kathy Bates is the epitome of awesomeness. <3

I just wanted to take a second to tell you that, that collar is absolutely beautiful. Congrats on receiving such a lovely response and on having such an amazing talent.

My grandmother has probably already seen this. I haven’t yet. If my other grandma were still alive, she’d have wanted to see it too and I must honor her memory as she would’ve wanted: with hot, half-naked men.

You know... the look on his face in this picture kind of just sums it all up for me. Jackass may as well be Jon Snow for all the nothing he knows.

The crystal healing and the wine. Probably the wine.

A lot of us are, but even we’ve got our assholes.

I recommend the Cthulhu cult. Azathoth knows how to get turnt. *sage nod*

Okay, Finland? You’ve been watching waaaaaaaay way too many of our movies...

So..... any word on when he’ll become an official spokesbro for Summer’s Eve? Or has that happened and I missed the memo?

This is as close to human as a goat can get and it’s still an abysmal failure.