... Because I really needed to inhale my coffee directly into my lungs. Thank you.

Judging by your willingness to just live in a racist, misogynist, sexist and all around discriminatory world rather than one where equality exists, it tells me that you’re possibly white, definitely male and most likely straight, so therefore such a world would just be par for the course for you. If the world’s…

Oh... oh Gods... I inhaled my coffee, laughing... *continues trying to cough ‘Caramel Drizzle’ out of my lungs*

I'm getting really damned tired of these bills and laws and court rulings that convey the idea that it's perfectly fine to discriminate against others and dictate how they live their lives through the filter of some assholes' personal beliefs. They can be as nasty, narrow-minded and petty as they like to anyone and…

Oh, for fuck's sake, Texas, STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF! Just Stop. Yes, yes, 'blah blah Republican whining, blah blah Christianity so obviously what's good for Spitzer is good for everyone else blah blah' go suck a cactus, you fucking halfwit.

He kinda had that 'lovable idiot' thing going for him, didn't he? I mean, that guy was a mess but it came off as funny. Cruz is just such a douche that he should be running for Summer's Eve spokesman instead.

Oooh, or 'dipshit'. My personal favorite is 'fuckwit'. *sage nod*

It's, like, 2am and I'm fairly sure I just woke my neighbors up laughing at this. I can totally envision doing this and it makes me smile.

Eh, I don't think he'd come out of the womb Caesarian-style...

Their suggestion does make sense. Posting discriminatory policies where they can easily be seen will save everyone a lot of time and annoyance. The bigots can still be bigots and sane people will know to avoid the hell out of those businesses, as it were. Yay Michigan Satanists!

This made me cry, but it's the good kind of cry. Thanks for sharing this story.

Somehow, I don't think this jukebox is going to lead to the dance studio they've promised before. I'll have to do my same, sad little dance in front of a jukebox... like a drunkard at a dive bar.

... Can't... breathe....

In the interest of full disclosure, I admit I have never used Twitter and I outright refuse to (the same with Facebook). That said, I respect this CEO for taking responsibility and promising to solve this problem instead of the usual faux-pologies and victim blaming that seem so common nowadays.

I just wanted to say thank you for this article. You've put what it's like to be pansexual perfectly.

I was raised Christian. We went to this little local church and the kids were always separated into a different room to basically sing songs and listen to the group leader's interpretations of Bible verses while the parents got the actual sermon. I recall being horribly bored, that I was always in trouble since I…

I like this kid. <3

Damn it, now I'm crying.

Ohhh... oh Gods.... I definitely inhaled my coffee reading this. *tries to stop laughing long enough to not drown*

The dude who labeled 'the gouch' on his drawing of a vagina....