I can’t stand this dumb blow up doll.

If only Harambe were here to see this.

Yeah, unless I’m actively pooping, the way is shut. The shit made that path, and the shit keeps it.

And Hearthstone is celebrating Diablo with a secret cow brawl... and taking away everyones free card pack for the week...

Thought exercise: Can Mariah Carey actually be managed?

My godson has a service dog - her intuition is simply amazing. She always just knows. But she misses him when he is at school - if he was gone? Heartbreaking. Seeing animals mourn for their owners kills me. I feel like melting. And another friend lost her little Shih Tzu, Doggie, on Christmas, and she’s on the other…

this. Like ... I mean at least he doesn’t go around saying offensive shit or worse DOING offensive shit. He’s a typical BRO who likes hot girls and switches them out... in the grand scheme of things his consensual relationships are irrelevant compared to all the shit we see from celebrities on a daily basis.

There are two sea stars (the frilly one is a basket star that’s missing a lot of arms) and two are sea cucumbers (they look delicate and lacy in the water and gloopy on land). There’s a crustacean of some kind (never my strong area of identification) and one Pycnogonid (sea spiders that are not actually spiders at…

I’m not saying there’s not a point to be made, but I think the article’s contention that The Force Awakens had “several” main characters that were women is a bit of an exaggeration...There’s Rey of course, but Leia had probably the same amount of screen time as Mon Mothma did in this film, and then there was...Maz…

Because there can be more than one factor in a result?

It happens multiple times every year regardless of the circumstances. I’m not saying he’s innocent. I agree that it’s hard to imagine forgetting your child that you were just eating breakfast with a few minutes before. But that’s not even evidence. That’s just conjecture.

This isn’t really in response to you, but I don’t want to reply to the people who are actually saying this shit, and your comment is tangentially related:

I agree that Evgenia’s use of the real audio was a terrible idea. This does raise a question for me though: Is there something about skating that makes it inherently unsuitable for addressing serious real-world topics, more so than other types of art and performance? There are plays, movies, novels, ballets, and…

I call ‘em alt-reich when I need something very short, like for Twitter.

Hire a guard? You have no idea from the story how many apartments there even are in the building. It sounds like a walkup, so it may not be a lot. If there were say, 8 apartments, would each tenant want to have 1/8th of a full time Manhattan salary plus taxes added to their rent? Could be $500 a month in rent for…