Yep, it’s 9 a.m. and I’m just getting around to putting on pants, considering the gym, but really this hot coffee in my silent loft apartment is quite nice. They made today a work-from-home day at work due to the sub-zero temps. Maybe I’ll finish my book since I have two more in the queue, but I should tidy up and get…

If by living he means stumbling around in stained sweats with circles under my eyes from lack of sleep, while my kidless friends go on a girl’s weekend to Vegas, then absolutely!

Honestly, it sounds like it’s whimpering “Help me” and begging for the sweet release of death.

I think he’s holding out for a Jewish woman. He really seems to love his mother.

My first thought was Cary Elwes.

• Evan Rachel Wood is dating the man in black. [ONTD]

As a mom of 2, this does not offend me. Although my judgement could be clouded because I fucking loved that bra while pumping 8 times per day for 6 months.

To be fair to Kim, when you’ve got young kids it’s sometimes hard to tell if a partner is having a mental breakdown or is just leaning into the general chaos.

I think we need the draft, and with extremely tight controls on deferments. Politicians should have to face the chance war will affect their own families, and we shouldn’t enter war without public support.