Kendall, FWIW, I don’t think anyone blames you for this. They blame Pepsi, and the Ad execs who, on multiple levels, OKed this terrible ad but I don’t think anyone really expected anything more from you, frankly.

If you don’t like your spouse speaking their native language in front of you why don’t you... learn it?

extra classy bachelorette party idea: condom wine pairing.

Good lord this sums up parenthood more than anything I could have ever expressed.

There are a lot of things— a LOT of things— one can fault Shia LeBeouf for, but punching a nazi is not one of them.

I don’t know anything about art, but from what I gather, the reason someone paints a canvas all green, or composes a composition containing only one note, is because at some point it was GOING to happen. Does it matter who did it? I don’t know, I guess. I suppose at some point this will be how they sell everything.

I mean, OK yeah it’s crazy but also, this is PROBABLY more to do with the fact that he’s a public figure and less to do with the fact that he thinks eating dinner with a woman = fucking them. Probably just better safe than sorry to avoid being photographed clinking glasses with some not his wife lady and being…

One halloween I didn’t have any ideas for the office costume party and I decided to go as the classic ghost. I thought it would be funny but it actually looks fucking horrifying.

I was thinking that too, it was the only one I could think of and the whole “schtick” is that they’re a successful black family.

I’m also 32 and I kind of agree, but also almost every show I watched as a kid was about black families. Family Matters, A Different World, Fresh Prince, etc. I never gave it much thought because kids don’t question things like that but now that I think about it... where are the shows like that today??

I see how it is, guys.

this isnt so much a font as it is a handwritten calligraphy trend that pinterest has to answer for. It should have died like a year ago but nevertheless, it persists.

Aw man I didn’t even know they were an item. Mazel tov!

The song “Hook” by Blues Traveler is about this very phenomenon. In it he says basically that if he sings really soulfully, he can be saying fucking nothing and people will eat it up and he’ll make a ton of money. And it took me YEARS to realize that’s what the lyrics were saying.

repeat after me: you’re a good mom. you’re doing a great job. you’re a good mom. you’re doing a great job.

I’ve never been very good on camera ;)

So... I totally bought this a while back and used it with the app a few times. I hope everyone listening enjoyed themselves... now what do I do to get my $$?

I’m here to say that I am fairly petite, and after breastfeeding two kids I have basically no boobs to speak of left.

It’s gotta be intentional on the part of some stylist, but the thing is, unless everyone is seriously sure you know what you’re doing, things like this don’t look intentional. so yeah.

Is Dakota Johnson wearing something that is the absolute death of sex because she’s in a movie about sex? is that deliberate? cause omg i think my grandmother was buried in that dress.