Did anyone else get eerily specific diagnoses? A serious need for freedom can fit anyone, but love of motorcycling? Consider me freaked out.

Maybe not if they lose this suit...

OK, If this ends up being true and SK was indeed fucked over by Epic, then good for them for getting what they deserve.

I don't trust this "snea" thing one bit

either the tweak or the second cup made this all the more clear. I do feel seriously tortured though not being able to play this game until October. Hopefully E3 will grant some hands-on time :)

I have not had enough coffee for this damn post. Is he going to be in the game? What does The Scarecrow have to do with The Riddler? Why does that image above look like Jeff Goldblum?

I'm not sure I understand this. At home I already plug my laptop into my TV and play games. What's the difference here?

Thank God, I was getting ready to just throw out all these extra TVs and PS3s I had lying around.

Exactly what I want to know. I'm sure my Droid 1 is out of the question, but I'm looking to upgrade very soon, as are many of my friends.

If that's the case then it sounds like after a few months the only people that will be left playing are the level 60s, completely alienating new players wanting to play mp when this game gets a price drop. Sounds awesome :/

It's still not up to par in terms of speed with what I get out of chrome, but it sure is shiny.

Right now I'm playing Half Life 2. My friends and co-workers are all talking with me as if it's my nth time running through it and I just go along. In fact, this is the first time I've ever played any Half Life game ever. the only other Valve game I've actually played is Portal.

This looks like viral advertising for season 2 of Sarah Palin's Alaska.

I walked in to my local GS the day Kotaku whispered about pre-orders in the US. I put down money for 2 at roughly 5pm.

I've seen a ton of these mockups, but has anyone entertained the idea that a PSP2 will look like a netbook or the Razer Switchblade?

I would have thought Kotaku would have rather plugged (pun intended) their sister sites Lifehacker and Giz, who have studied the HDMI cable scam since 2009.

@Fiesta: the CES previews say it'll be worth the wait. I'll be dropping my $50 on it.

@Fiesta: You mean this? Which is a thing that can be (pre)purchased on January 17th?

@Edix: If you actually read any of this you would understand that anyone who buys the game new gets full multiplayer access.

@Lazthelost: Obvious Microsoft employee is obvious.