Sorry this just looks like something I would have worn when I was 10. I love Dead Space but all that plastic just makes it look tacky. I could see this being cool if it were just a rust-colored backpack with some Dead Space accents, but this is just bleh.

@Graviton1066: I wouldn't really say they copied The Residents. They wear two helmets rigged up to display lights, one of which is the one in the video, the other below.

@Graviton1066: It's not Gizmodo's problem that you live under rock. Though how you get an internet connection is quite the mystery.

May I post this link and waste the rest of your day? Ok then, you asked for it:

My food friend V just showed me this newsarama link where the artist has released his first sketches of the Rusky Assassin. He sports a badass moustache!

@TomXP411: That makes more sense. Still I can't replicate any loss on my Droid.

@Dancing Milkcarton: You're telling me my hand blocking signal is dependent on the distance between my phone and the cell tower? I don't understand that at all...

This is ridiculous. I am gripping my Droid every which way and the only way I see noticeable loss in bars is if I cover it with both hands on every edge and just barely enough room to see the top of the screen. I've never been a huge Apple fan but I really don't see them recovering from this if they won't accept their…

@NekketsuKouhaJunjiKun: I'm pretty sure there was a version of the "counter-RKO" in last year's game. Sift through the custom finishers and I'm sure you'll find it

But does it have Ubuntu?

@Malfunktion v2: Dammit!

Wish granted!

@Lumination: Apologies, what I meant was this: cream. get da money. dolla dolla bill y'all.

If this is Eric Hirshberg's latest work, I think it's safe to say he's lost his touch...

@FreakyFavabean: One word: Cash Money.

When reading this, my first response was honestly "Well I should go pre-order it now!" Then I sat back and realized that I never planned on buying the game in the first place. Touche, EA.

Seems to me like a theory a certain Brit came up with in the early 80's....

@WAZAMCOOKIES: Nah, Un is much younger and looks less like he ate a bowling ball.

@dracosummoner: Watch again (1:45-1:53) a few parts of Canada get blacked out and a couple parts of the US stay up. It seems fairly sporadic to me.

There is a truck that drives around LA county offering "government subsidized Korean food". They post on FB and Twitter where they will be on a particular day. They'll also give you this pamphlet and even a button with Kim Jon Il on it.