I'm putting money down right now that Bungie will try to do something new and innovative, but instead will be forced to make CoD: Future Warfare based in the year 2112. Hot off the heals of the 2014 launch and the biggest entertainment launch in history, Bungie founders Alex Seropian and Jason Jones will be fired for…

I feel so spoiled. I was 10 and I got mine the day after it came out. I remember racing to catch up to friend who got it the day before. He ended up beating the game an hour before me, but I had all four jars and he was using the Bradygames Guide.

@tetracycloide: My thoughts exactly. While at first I was a bit shocked at the stabbing, I remembered we were only 20 minutes into a 2 hour movie, and the movie sure as hell isn't called Hit Girl (though maybe it should have been considering how much of the movie was about her).

@TheMightyEthan: I was guessing the ME2 DLC, myself.

@Inspector-Jones: excellent find!

I know Facebook may not be a dedicated game site, but it should be counted among those Browser Game Sites. Something tells me it could, erm, stand up to those guys.

I loved the Saints 2 drive, even though it was only 512mb. Sadly it has escaped my grasp since 2008...

@EchoSix: If we're seriously discussing escape helicopters, all that equipment would slow you down. What you need is a Westland Lynx, the world's fastest chopper.

I don't see how this differs from everyone's plans for their evil overlord lair, although I would have an escape helicopter and jet-ski waiting in the wings as well.

I'm pretty sure not even the second coming of Christ on rollerblades could compare to this moment right now. I cancelled my Xbox LIVE gold account in January and I promised I wouldn't renew it. This has changed my mind. Microsoft you evil, beautiful, bastards.

I thought Bluehole was the subtitle for the Avatar porn ripoff.

@Shinta: yeah it's Shepard from ME

The medium droid results are exactly what I experience in my day-to-day use. I get dead spots right at those gaps.

Totally splurged. I got God of War III, FFXIII, and Metro 2033 PC (which I'm hoping to see a Kotaku review of soon, btw). The plan right now is Metro, GoW3, FFXIII, ?, Profit.

Million of possibilities? sounds to me like someone is counting blowing up a plane in each position and lap.

I'm surprised the model shown has the lights fixed on top of the car. Most cop cars I see now have them hidden so they can't be spotted as easily.

@thesircuddles: It's like a sick rotation in the gaming world. This year Activision gets the evil stick, once they cool everyone off, Ubisoft and it's draconian DRM will hold it next, then they'll pass it off to 2K before it goes to THQ, who are bound to do something evil eventually.

@Muppsatan: Conversing through Auto-trans was something of an art, especially when compiled strictly for English viewing. {Are you alone?}{I'm playing solo right now.} {Jerkin}{meat}{rod}

@#c20330808: (Please use the auto-translate function)

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