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Axe has had a very strange marketing run. I originally hated the commercials where the girls were trouncing the guy who sprayed himself with the stuff, but eventually came around to the more humorous ones. I really liked the recycling commercial and a couple like that. Then they fell downhill again with their more

1/40/10. Keep the date open.

@jayislost: BTW the bottles are plastic and so they woudln't really settle on the shore, just floating around endlessly pissing off surfers and dolphins.

So I was really hoping for an actor to show up or a red light to appear in the ocean, but considering they probably didn't expect many people to show up (~70 bottles for 200 people in CA) I was still happy to get my swag (ssoug?) and spend a nice morning on the beach with some friends. Thanks, 2K, for getting me out

@Jennacide: It sounds like you're implying there will be playable male mithra, which there is absolutely no confirmation of, however much I would like it (no I'm not a furry, they just had great AGI and DEX, ok?!). And stuff the old names, I'm still going to use galka, elv, hume, mithra, and taru.

@Clive Bavels: Mostly lame, but I get some of them anyway. One of the coolest I've seen was the game with the plushie demon thing, and I'm pretty exited about my AC2 pre-order with an 8 1/2" ezio

@Ruzi: there needs to be a law implemented that forces her to wear that outfit in everything she does. Weather its a Resident Evil movie or brushing her teeth.

I'm actually hating this year's 3D trend because I'm one of the few people that can't see 3D effects, all I see is blurry crap. That hasn't stopped me, mind you, from enjoying Up, Ice Age 3, and suffering through My Bloody Valentine. And I'll be damned if i miss Avatar this year.... but seriously, does the 3D really

@suya123: I was hoping for some mantras, but by lore, Galka are asexual. Plus they would just look downright unpleasant.

That link is a total scam. Zubat is clearly unstamped.

You may just think you're playing a WiiWare game, but you are actually taking control of a boss in FFXI. the heroes you kill mercilessly are actually the dedicated players who have spent years of their time and hundreds of dollars to get to that level. Now is $60 really that much knowing you're getting hours of

Is it just me or does that Cammy figure look like Tom Felton + tits?

@CiremoIV: Something tells me its about the line "Under the eldritch veil of a crimson shadow". What the fuck that means is anyone's guess.... Hopefully the hidden message is something that wasn't lost in the translation of japanese to english.

With a PSP test kit as ugly as it is, I would hide it in anything I could find to make the thing look better.

@BunnyForce: I would say not even close. I still never got my orange Gamecube....

@Save me: As a DS pirate, I can say that I don't "own" a single of Ubisoft's DS games. And I totally agree about Rayman. Stuff the rabbids, bring back the Man.

Props to Ubisoft for going through all of this trouble to give the community a great story to get involved in. The fact that they are using the movie actor's voice and face for the game tells me that they are committed to bringing us a quality product.

I hate this box art. Now don't get me wrong; I've played the game, I've even pre-ordered it. I just think the cover is trashy. Sega could have made it much more classy while still maintaining sexyness, but they threw that idea out the window and went with the most obligatory ass-shot I've ever seen. Not one piece of