It says your name is Shane.

It says your name is Shane.

My friend and I were hiking, and he sharted himself, so he burned his underpants.

My friend and I were hiking, and he sharted himself, so he burned his underpants.

Oh yeah, Species.

Oh yeah, Species.

How?

How?

How?

Can't stop posting, Kinja will get me…

Can't stop posting, Kinja will get me…

Can't stop posting, Kinja will get me…

He's late.

which was one hour ago…

It said by noon central.

Probably. No!

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Well, at least there's new albums from War on Drugs and Iron & Wine this week. That's something, right?

It has been, hasn't it?

Kinja's having some issues with its Q-36 space modulator.