holy shit, I just assumed this article was her changing her name to some vanilla boring name just so she could move on from this, I am surprised she is actually doubling down since we all know she has no chips at all.

Rachel X?

But I didn’t know that the ACA was Obamacare!

Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

The guy has never done a day’s work in his life, either. He just surrounds himself with yes men who are willing to take the blame when trump fucks something up. He’s a boss, not a leader.

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

Went to the website and looked in my area. While there were some trails listed nearby, they managed somehow to miss one of the longest trails in my state. If this is entirely user-provided data, then they may have a hard time getting this thing into universal acceptance.

You forgot to mention that JURASSIC FRIGGIN’ PARK is coming on March 1st in the article portion! (along with Lost World, & JP3, which...yeah...)

Nah, I’m sure it’ll be great. Or if not great I’m sure he’s at least a real person.

Do you think she and Milo are out drowning their sorrows in a bottle of Fireball somewhere tonight?

I feel a slight allegiance to her because I also have one weird eye

Wha? You know her? Holy shit! That’s crazy! Whew...small world huh?

Wait. She’s not from the Niagra Falls area, is she?

Ivanka fired her.

She’s getting fired. Trump uses people until he can’t and then he gets rid of them.

Actually...if you starve your body of carbs, it uses the fat stores as fuel. It’s why the ketogenic diet works so well. Is it safe long-term? That’s a source of debate, but when your body sees an absence of carbs, it uses fats for fuel. This part is not up for debate.

Easy: “Sorry, babe, not tonight. I just feel sooooo bloated and tired”.

Getting your period, while annoying, can still be a relief because it means that you’re not pregnant.

I remember reading an article that claimed the whole reason for the placebo pills was to get it past people’s partners and the church. If women still had periods, it would be more “normal” and other people wouldn’t notice the difference. They could also take it without their partner knowing or the church (which was…

I’m guessing it’s either an old perception that having your period was necessary that never went away, or the fact that some women appreciate their presence to show that they didn’t become a statistic by getting pregnant while on birth control.