Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

THAT’S AN ENTEPRISE SWITCH —- THE “MODE” BUTTON ACTS AS A “RESET” BUTTON WHEN YOU HOLD IT DOWN FOR 3 SECONDS. FUCK FUCK FUCK. DON’T WRITE ABOUT SHIT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT.

dude, relax. take a deep breath.... come down. there is no reason to shout.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

My submission and defense.

Thanks, man. These comments are fucking unbearable.

Wow. A lot of you should stop clicking on BvS articles. They have become an echo chamber of hate. It would be interesting, but every single comment is so utterly predictable.

Makes sense. I guess every day is a cheat day for those guys.

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.