This is a huge issue for me. I have a 3 year old and a 5 year old. Being able to pause is crucial! Even without the kids - what if I need to grab a beer or take a piss?

maybe I'm not far enough along but so far there isn't any character backstory or any relationships that give the character motivation.

Actually, Colorado state law specifically prohibits cities, or municipalities from passing any type of ordinance that criminalizes being drunk.

I've raised my 5 year old son to LOVE the Turtles. He loves the new Nickelodeon cartoon, but he also likes watching the old 'toons. His TMNT action figures are some of his favorite toys (he's had the cartoon versions for a while and he just got the movie version figures of all the Turtles, Splinter and Shredder for…

A "refined" sense of humor and the second example of a "good" comedy you cite is The Nutty Professor?

My 5 year old just asked me what I was laughing and told me to keep it down

This Week In Jokes 2 had me doubled over laughing.........at your editing skills. Because the first few minutes were repeated twice (so they were doubled just like I was...laughing at your editing skills).

Name one player, in any other sport, that has bitten a competitor and been caught on THREE separate occasions.

He did not "whine" about being bitten. He pointed it out to an official during the match. When an opposing player commits an offense for which they are subject to a significant penalty, you point it out. That is not whining. That is competing within the rules.

How do you know that he has no ground game or grappling ability? Also, you're exaggerating.

Ok, so $1100 new - $700 used = $400 cost to use. I'll stick with the $100 one.

Edit: I reread your original post - I completely agree that if you're doing it ONLY because you want to have the medal so you can show it off or whatever, you're a douche. That's the guy who sees the medal as the end goal in itself and frames it in an extravagant display and makes it some centerpiece that he makes…

I'm the type of guy that would definitely appreciate the significance of earning a Boston Marathon medal and, yes, I would want to keep it. (don't have a trophy case, though).

If I qualified for the Boston Marathon, paid my fees, finished, and didn't get a Boston Marathon medal, I'd be pissed off and disappointed.

Billion dollar purchases usually have, ya know, like contracts and terms and clauses and stuff like that. So I'm guessing he has a pretty clear idea of what he's gotten himself into.

Syracuse +6 means that, for betting purposes, Syracuse would have 6 points added to their score. Meaning 'Cuse could have lost by 5 and those that bet on them at +6 would get $

This is just a no. No. No. No.

No, actually, I own all and I play all. I cannot be categorized. Sorry. I know that blows your mind.

Hey, reasonable minds can.