I don’t think roids or HGH violate your parole, but if you have more data I’ll listen. a lot of PEDS are legal substances, with some legit uses.

***** One star for each dead hooker.

So you’re saying Ali is a gorilla? Am i missing something?

I was gonna go with

I can’t condone burns on still falling Junkies.

He turned into a dragon

Sorry, but that was a good foul against 90% of the players in the world.

His only come in child sizes.

So your plan was to COME RIGHT AT Messi? Sounds fun in practice, but no one does that.

“Maybe Pulisic and Nagbe didn’t either, but we had a chance to find out and we didn’t.” Well, seeing them head to head with the other guys in practice every day JK would know. Maybe neither guy can play D for a crap.

Well, if you feel that way we will literally never catch up.

You know, JK sees the young guys you want to start in practice every day.

He’s not that bad, I just wanted to make a joke.

Well poop

Anyone want to guess the subs in second half......wait Pulisic just came on

Zardes must be on virginsonly.com because he can’t get a first touch right

Brad Guzman must be on gimpsonly.com because he’s playing like he is in a straight nacket

Sad trombone

At the SMU campus?

Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU while he was living in a dorm with roommates, so I don’t think you need a van. Research people.