There was already a skit with Ariel Winter as a gritty Dora the Explorer.

FFour Weddings was more than “somewhat beloved”. It was a huge hit when it came out.

Maybe they can treat a vagina dentata

The problem with these stupid stories about Don Jr, or Jared Kushner, or Ivanka, running for office is that they live in New York. Trump lost New York, bad. And it’s worse than that because they probably all live in New York City and Trump got slaughtered in the city. So what fucking office could they win?

Te cult leader apparently likes his women super skinny

The guys who killed themselves for the comet. I think the guys cut their dicks off

JJust because someone is on a show you like doesn’t mean they’re not an evil sex cult recruiter.

The hero America deserves.

Te Washington post read the unedited transcript of the full interview and identified a bit which ABC didn’t sir but which explains this partly.

I I bet he prefers prostitutes as well. Perhaps surprisingly, perhaps not, Charlie Sheen actually had something intelligent to say about prostitutes. When asked why a famous man like him would need to pay women for sex he said I don’t pay them for sex I pay them to leave. What he meant is that prostitutes provided him…

If Trump thinks there’s a pee pee tape then it’s one hundred percent certain that there is a pee pee tape. I mean, he’s got to know whether or not he had prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow. So if he did do that them the only way we found out about it is because the Russians have a tape of it and Christopher…

IIts not the FBI directors job to worry about the political fortunes of the incoming president. He’s supposed to impartially administer justice.

There’s two points here. First, there’s an internal FBI rule that says that they should refrain from making major announcements or taking major action on cases involving politicians close to elections. That exists to prevent precisely this type of scenario where people might be influenced by such announcements.

I think David Brooks said it better: Trump is an anti-mentor, everyone associated with him comes off worse for it. You’ve got a guy like reince priebus who was arguably the most successful head of the Republican Party in years and now he’ll be remembered as a failed chief of staff. You have successful generals like HR…

A number of people have cast doubt on whether we can actually consider him an attorney. He’s licensed as one but he doesn’t have any clients other than Trump and he doesn’t actually seem to perform much, if any, legal work for Trump.

This call Michael Cohen tape thing is interesting. People have suggested that he might have done it to emulate Trump who has sometimes claimed to tape conversations with people. But Trump was just bluffing. He wasn’t actually stupid enough to tape himself discussing illegal act. It would be hilarious if Cohen didn’t…

Well by that I mean some of these businesses spray tans

I haven’t read the book obviously, but the synopses and excerpts I seen make Jim Comey seem like an incredible douchebag. Maybe there’s more in the actual book but it sounds like there’s absolutely no introspection here or self-awareness. He seems like a guy who is really high on his own Supply and thinks he’s better…

It’s it’s absolutely a spray on tan. Trump used to have a normal skin tone, but about a decade or so ago he met someone who specializes in spray tans and began using it a lot

Comey wrote the letter. The FBI did this in the exact wrong way. They knew about these emails for weeks before they announced they would be looking into them. They could have very easily looked at the metadata and figured out if they were what they turned out to be: duplicates of emails they had already reviewed. That…