I’ve been wearing mascara to work since the new year, too. And a strong red lip. It’s funny how much more optimistic it makes me.

I’ve been cleaning and decluttering like crazy and I thought it was because my mom is going to be living at our house taking care of our kids for 4 days while we go to my SIL’s wedding. Then I realized that she probably doesn’t care that much about utility room or a bunch of the other stuff I was doing and this is…

Welcome to your new everyday routine in Trump’s america.

Two messy French braids, a swipe with toner, moisturizer, flat foundation and not-waterproof mascara. No primer, no sealer, no contouring, no shadow, no dazzle. Foundation on the lips and eyebrows, too. That’s what $300 buys on that specific day.

$300 for two women hair AND makeup?! She’s outta her goddamned mind.

No one is cheaper than the rich. No one.

He’s trying desperately to fill seats. Two for the price of one?

There we go again.

Then do not go to Dominican all inclusive resorts, planes from Moscow arrive daily.

They succeeded. And that bag of shit is called Trump. He’ll be starring on some of the other channels, surrounded by pieces of the same stuff Trump is made of, cheering for an imaginary America that never existed and Trump never had any intention of making happen.

That’s cool and all, but if you aren’t a Nielsen household or don’t have DirectTV (which is rolling out a set-top-box Nielsen initiative to expand audience sample sizes), it won’t have any affect on the traditionally reported TV ratings.

Hey, at least you asked for the rest of us!

Trump will be sworn in as President, but I honestly do not think he will last long. The left hates him. The right only tolerates him at the moment because they still think he will rubber stamp anything they pass, but they see him as expendable, and will impeach him as soon as he becomes a greater liability than an…

I second the biotin. Wife got me on it just cause she was using it & my hair exploded. Magnesium I was taking didn’t hurt either.

10,000 mcg can be too much for some people. Biotin is not without side effects! I would caution against starting that high.

The Millennials just want to skip right over us and go from 70 to 35. Fuckers. #genx

Here’s how her campaign would go:

I love everybody in this thread. I don’t have anyone in my real life with whom I can debate the components of pen design. I nearly had an orgasm when you people stepped in to fill that slot. (Pun definitely intended.)

Your boyfriend sucks. Life is nothing without small pleasures.

The Uni Kuru Toga .5 is magic. The lead turns as you write, so you never get that sharp spot that scratches the paper.