Other problems faced by people whose world revolves around coal in 2017:

I think my summer vacation plans involve filling my car with garbage and then driving around West Virginia throwing it out the window.

“He’s bad—but he’ll die—so I like it.”

Beetle Convertible TDI? I don’t think so. Fakenews!

They might notice it has some of the same letters as ‘sharia’...therefore bad.

Ferrai execs are outraged about this...because if anyone is going to exploit the dead body of their founder for profit, it’s going to be them dammit.

Same thing happened to me. I hate when that happens.

This guy and Trump...do you a stumble across a barber who can do this kind of work on your hair, or do you have search them out worldwide? My mind is blown.

Donald Trump. The McDonald’s Arch Deluxe served with an Orbitz President.

Don’t forget those bastards from Atlantis.

Best car show on TV ruined by America. Thanks Trump.

Don’t know the details, but I’d wager that this has something to do with Ted Nugent, bow hunting, and cannibalism.

In the words of the great Phil Hartman channelling Frank Sinatra,

This may cause the great West Virginia coal miner boycott of moderate Hawaiian vacation properties that we have all feared.

Love how Vance, Alabama card has to be placed on the hood of the Benz in the pic. Because without it, many people in the room would wonder why it was there.

That’s like lots of stuff for Ivanka. Tiffany? Not so much.

Is this any worse than 5 children by 3 wives?

Don’t people understand that if you get cancer, it’s because the Lord wanted you to have it?

Truex? What kind of God Damn name is that? Doesn’t sound American. #altnascar