If you have a Trump Hotel in your city I recommend going and taking a shit in the lobby. It won’t help much, but it sure would be sweet.

This all in the master plan. Fallon will be the first person publicly executed on TV under the new Trump regime. First one will be free to viewers. Additional executions will follow, but will be pay-per-view. ...Of course PPV subscriptions will be mandatory.

But rich ones?

This is relevant news. People can be automotive enthusiasts and still believe that Donald Trump is a massive tool.

I dug Doug.

They even had a bear in the air!

I love peeing. I’m fabulous at it. Strong stream. Very Strong stream. If I were a farmer I could piss over a barn. - Donald Trump (Probably)

This is a non issue. Hillary Clinton with Stephen Hawking’s body and a lobotomy is still a better choice than a 70 year old tube of rancid space Tang.

Also, delicious Starbucks coffee should be served at these briefings.

Sophie Trudeau will be the Princess Leia to Trump’s Jabba the Hutt.

I hope that same morning Disney World announces it is relocating to Cuba.

Canada has oil...and their Prime Minister is far more handsome than Trump...so I bet he’s going to take Canada’s oil too.

Everyone here using the word ‘Legos’ should be deported.

“The Blacks can be fantastic barbers...they’re especially great when you can’t find an Italian.” - Donald Trump (Probably)

When America is great again they will be the ONLY restaurant....like Taco Bell in Demolition Man.

Looks like Mike is hogging the breast. You can’t trust people who go straight for the white meat.

Looks like a new Goozmarolli. Wonder if Mark Hogan is going to get one? Hopefully he won’t let David drive it because he wrecked the old one.

He’s totally right about political correctness though. From now on I will tell any Trump supporter that I can only assume they are ‘all in’... and a horrible ignorant person who is not worthy of my friendship, or being around my kids. These stupid people need to be told how stupid they are...often, and without any…

Pullman?

Jackie is one of the great ones. The way he treated that, and other horrific racing accidents, with such a calm, cool, but caring demeanour is testament to a classy guy.