ok Nostradamus!!!

I’m so torn. I want to want Trump to be technically impeached and then pardon himself for the sole purpose of comic fodder, but I’m also shitting myself in fear and terror. Anyone on here a therapist???

your parents bought you a *14,000 USD* wedding dress???? Holy fuck dude

a few hundred bucks? Oh man. You are so lucky to never have had to embark on the world of traditional wedding dress shopping.

Getting drunk and high at the same time

everyone please describe their interpretation of “artsy 4th of July”

Blunted by time or not, those tragedies are part of your story. You seem such a strong person. Admiring you via the internets. :)

Your sister’s kids are dead too?? Jesus Christ. What a burden for you to bear. Wishing you solace.

I star this simply to say “same”.

a) I now know you got your period on my birthday!!!! What a gift!!!!

I am dying.

Thank fucking God— I do not need to read that shit

Bowie is dead, so not shocking that she doesn’t “hang out with those ppl at all” :/

You’d think with the overwhelmingly shitty success rate of the phrase “do you know who I am” ppl would stop saying it

YES. My cute dog is a health hazard, but the gross drooly and poopy toddlers who have never properly washed are fine.

EXACTLY. I know so many vegans who do their veganing this way and it leads to some nasty innards.

interestingly there’s a (possibly proven but I’m too lazy to look it up???) theory that if you’re malnourished yourself you will have chubby children who are more likely to develop obesity. Not saying that vegans are uniformly malnourished bc they are not- but if you do vegan like it looks like these people do...

😂😂😂😂😂

Ughhhh, so I’m from the East Coast (NY, Boston) and live in Denver now, and this is a THING here, especially with small boutique retail and restaurants. Soooo annoying.

I mean the shit is vegan what do you want from them