we have our moments! how are you doing? i read your “Worst Week Ever” and it sounds like indeed the “Worst Week Ever”. I hope this week was better for you.

finally some good news

a fun thing that happened recently is that my boss (male, early 40's) decided to loudly volunteer his pro-life stance to me (female, late 20's) during work hours ON NOVEMBER 9TH :’( :’(

the only advice i have is to smile at them and say “how nice for you” and then drink and pick your nails

i have no advice for you but if it makes you feel better my (male, early 40's) boss decided to loudly discuss his pro-life stance with me (female, late 20's) during work hours ON NOVEMBER 9TH :’( :’(

what has she personally done to warrant a congressional seat run aside from....working for her parents’ foundation? brief dumb stint with mckinsey? looking super awk???

the morning trump was elected i jokingly (in semi-tears) said to my boyfriend “good morrrrning president trump!!!!” (a la good morning vietnam) which caused my boyfriend and i to launch into a fake song entitled “good morning, president trumppppp!” while we danced and did jumping jacks and gesticulated towards…

we all need to keep our humor, whatever that means to us. thanks for making me lol. hope your ass gets to stay right here

but like let’s find a way to blame women for this anyway if at all possible...............:/

by “urban sound” she means “the sound of the INNER CITIES”

is she wearing a onesie diaper???

tbh i’m blaming this whole damn year on taylor swift. tswift and hiddleston “hiddleswift” caused a rift in the space-time continuum. kim tried to save us but she couldn’t. so here we fucking are.

i’m dying ahahhahahaha

NEVER COMPARE THAT MAN TO A PRECIOUS PUPPY AGAIN

PLEASE

Ps why the actual Fuck am I still in the greys???? I called Mitch McConnell a turtle today for Christ sake. I feel like a god damn leper

I hope everyone who uses the term “depression” actually means clinically diagnosed depression and not “being sad” or “being really disappointed” which are different things

i certainly will

not to mention that women can also be sexist (i’m referring to the internalized sexism women can harbor, to which I think you’ve previously alluded, and not “man hating” or whatever)

mitch mcconnell is a god damn turtle i don’t understand how a turtle is allowed to hold public office