I am so happy to see this! Here's one of my all time favorites on reverse racism. And I love that he doesn't add an ounce of softness to his comparison above. Just a dash of undisguised derision.

did you see what she was wearing? she was definitely asking for it. luckily if it's a legitimate hit, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

I have a huge list of things I like to masturbate before partaking in, including but not limited to: job interviews, flights, big presentations, exams, first dates, holiday parties, and any long car ride. But I also like to masturbate for any old reason, like "I am nude and my vagina is there and I have 10 minutes to…

You'll read my reply and we both know it. You obviously didn't read my first comment, though. I showed you exactly how you could have voted early on an absentee ballot. I even quoted the very reason you gave in your post as one of the qualifications for mailing in an absentee ballot in South Carolina. So you can no…

Democrats are cowards, refused to own up to their great accomplishments and ran away from the President for the past four years.

When to Take Your Baby to a Bar: Never. Jesus fuck, people, don't have babies if you think you can just carry on your adult life without making any changes or sacrifices.

This would all be fine except I've been at dive bars that for some reason have a brunch like special and heard parents angrily tell people to quit cursing in a "think of the children" way. If you bring your kid to a bar, expect bar behavior.

my bone i would kill for her goodness structure

First of all, I don't agree that explaining/reiterating the medical protocols previously in place and helping people to understand more about this virus and how it spreads is pandering.

Why does she have to pander to the panicked masses? I think we can all agree that the Ebola hysteria in this country is completely unjustified and well, stupid. Unless people are threatening violence or some other bullshit if she doesn't comply with the pointless quarantine, why not skype and complain about how she's…

I fully endorse your dog-related exception to the rule.

To be fair, the nurses who contracted the disease had never dealt with it before. I think the fact that the nurses caught it has more to do with their lack of ebola experience than the quality of healthcare in the country.

He did not show poor judgement. He was following the protocol of MSF, which has proved more than adequate as only 4 out of 300 returning health workers have contracted the disease, and not a single one has passed it to anyone else. The case in the Texas was a man who had been exposed and did not know the symptoms, not…

In what way? People keep insisting Spencer was irresponsible, but there's no evidence that he spread the disease to anyone, and it seems extremely unlikely that he would have.

at least newt tried to give us a moon colony

I've always found it more helpful to ask if it would be rude do to this another man. If this is not how to you would treat some dude, then you shouldn't do it to anybody. I always find it problematic to reduce women to sister/wife/daughter.

I say this having never been to NYC, but if it's anything like other city centers I've been in, the mere fact that they broke stride to foist a "hello" on this woman already means they broke the social contract, even if it was a significantly lesser offense. Sad, but true.

Imagine, just TRY to imagine, what it would be like to walk down the street and have random men say that shit to you all day, every day. Asking for your number, saying "Damn" in a way that means "I'm looking at your ass, and I would like to have sex with you". Not women, but men of all ages and sizes and varying…

Hoda Kotb declared catcalling to be inoffensive and quite complimentary this morning, and Matt Fucking Lauer had to set her straight. Today meets the Twilight Zone.